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kevinphillipsbong
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 Posted - 19/03/2010 : 11:30:14
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Originally posted by deadpeoplestuff
Beginning of the Human Race
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race start?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mum, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?" The mother answered, "Well, poppet, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
Hi DPS
Very funny and very revealing.
I suppose he(god) just called them A and B as a proper language hadn't been invented by then. And later the story was adapted for the reason so that the general public could understand it easier. We can't be certain what form the male Adam took as he appeared to have much less intuition than his female human counterpart.
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wicca-warrior
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Posted - 19/03/2010 : 16:35:02
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quote:
Originally posted by deadpeoplestuff
Beginning of the Human Race
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race start?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mum, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?" The mother answered, "Well, poppet, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
if you ever met my other half you swear she was from the hairy side of the fence ---warrior--- |
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kevinphillipsbong
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under no illusion
United Kingdom
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Posted - 24/03/2010 : 19:59:20
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Hey, I saw The Alarm in the early 90's!  (nO, it must have been the late 80's)
You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter! |
Edited by - under no illusion on 24/03/2010 20:15:07 |
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under no illusion
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under no illusion
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Smoking Man
United Kingdom
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Posted - 30/03/2010 : 12:41:09
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Time this was revived. I've found a clip from 1968 featuring the brilliant Russian virtuoso, David Oistrakh, playing the Rondo-Allegro from Beethoven's violin concerto. The orchestra is the London Philharmonic conducted by Sir Adrian Boult. I can't make up my mind which is the better version, this or Menuhin's 1945 recording. In the latter, the Lucerne Festival Orchestra was conducted by Wilhelm Furtwangler. At any rate, only a few have been able to convey fully the Master's only violin concerto and Oistrakh is certainly one of them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0RgjrBu5uE
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Angryhead
United Kingdom
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Posted - 30/03/2010 : 15:06:18
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In TOTAL contrast to Smoking Man's last post, here's John Lydon (and friends) before he sold out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1IReGYKsyM
Shame there isn't a way that we can play ALL the songs on this thread as a seamless stream (interruption-free). |
Edited by - Angryhead on 30/03/2010 15:09:19 |
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Smoking Man
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Smoking Man
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Smoking Man
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Smoking Man
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skywalker
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under no illusion
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under no illusion
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Posted - 02/04/2010 : 21:32:44
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. . . another one of my favs, nothing to do with 'political' but I've had two beers so what the hell!
Happy Ishtar fellow peasants!  (JOKE- Ya never know. The typed word can sound harsh)
You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter! |
Edited by - under no illusion on 02/04/2010 21:34:01 |
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skywalker
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Posted - 02/04/2010 : 21:49:15
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I keep hitting 'escape' but I'm still here....Maxine
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under no illusion
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Posted - 02/04/2010 : 22:25:14
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I did say it was aquired! (Or should I have said programmed?)
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Nobody
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/04/2010 : 09:55:11
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Sex Pistols and The Muppets-Friggin In The Riggin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPGLNYAgL-8
May the fleas of a thousand camels, infest the crotch of anyone who spoils your day, and may their arms be to short to scratch
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Angryhead
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/04/2010 : 21:06:47
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Here's one that takes me back to my 'Acid House' days as a youth...
The legendary Mr. Fingers (feat. Martin Luther King Jnr.) 'Can You Feel It'/'I Have a Dream':
http://www.vbox7.com/play:c867b02d?r=google
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Smoking Man
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The Fun thread!
